I want a platypus.
No you don’t they’re venomous.
If they sting you, they won’t kill you. Oh no. Much worse. Their venom will leave you in such intense pain that you may find yourself vomiting for DAYS. There is also no antivenin and not even MORPHINE can dull the pain.
You do not want a platypus.
Nah, I still want it.
So far, I have been enjoying the Adventures of Business Cat a great deal, possibly more than is appropriate for an adult human. (All of these are from the webcomic Happy Jar)
UPDATE: Now with more Business.
YES ALL THE BUSINESS CAT STRIPS IN ONE PLACE
being interrupted mid sentence
Former Chapel turned restaurant - Welcome to The Jane in Belgium.
|—||Karl Marx, Das Big Bag of Dicks vol.1 (via metazoa-etcetera)|
Pregnant Ghost Bat having an ultrasound at Featherdale Wildlife Park
congrats it’s a bat
[delighted bat noises]
here’s a video of me